Comedy Kings – Laurel & Hardy – http://wp.me/p3PjZe-8P
First, One has to say how much young Tom looks like his Grandad, the colouring, the eyes and the mouth are a perfect match, fair enough Tom Hardy isn’t massively overweight like his roly poly Grandpa but he can whack the pounds on when he needs to.
And i can’t really imagine Oliver Hardy playing Bane in Batman neither but I’m sure he would have given it a great go..
Stan Laurel on the other hand, although he couldn’t of played Bane, unless it was Bane with Cancer, sort of ” End Days” Batman & Bane, he would have been able to play almost any character because like all English people he has an English accent, was classically trained making his bones playing Shakespearerian parts all over Great Britain and the then flea pit, 3rd world country of the US..
If only he’d passed his acting skills on to his Grandson Clint Eastwood then we may have seen some truly great movies out of Clint, rather than crappy fight movies with a big monkey and Homosexual Hells Angels, I’m not sure which group were most embarrassed, the Homosexuals or the Hells Angels..
Just take a look at Clint, then look at Stan Laurel,IDENTICAL, the hairline and hair style speak for themselves surely, show me two other idiots who are prepared to have such an awful hair cut with such a crazy widows peak, that’s right, you can’t, case proved, well almost, forget the fact that fancy mathematics dictates that Mr Laurel couldn’t possibly be the Farther of Clint Eastwood otherwise Mr Eastwood would be dead at 121 years of age.
(Let’s be candid, he’s not far behind that anyway at 97 in five weeks time) papers can be faked, people lie, documents can be wrong, take all three together and it’s not just plausible and possible it’s simply correct.
Some say Mr Eastwood’s prostitute mother wasn’t in the same vicinity of the US at the time Stan Laurel was, indeed, as a 22 year old hooker whore she was in New York, Stan Laurel was in neighbouring London England, i say SHE LIES, she is a prostitute anyway and their always lying..
Even on the supposition that Mrs Eastwood Whore is telling the truth, it’s only a few hours flight from London to New York, i know planes probably weren’t as fast in 1932 but Concorde had just started transatlantic flights so i maintain Mr Laurel could have made the flight, and indeed did, a quick hop of the plane, hop on Mrs Eastwood, shook his sex stick around, hop off and back home to Blighty for tea and crumpets before his wife Queen Victoria even noticed..
Voila, a Dirty Harry fetus was hatched, the fact that Stan Laurel would have been 92 at this point doesn’t detract from the validity of my claims one bit, although DNA tests, genealogy records and witnesses to name but a few apparently can and do say some English people desperate not to have Clint Eastwood as the next King of England.
To be perfectly honest, who the Hell can blame them..
RIP Laurel & Hardy, you gave me many laughs when i was a child, not so many as an adult when i developed taste but still, i like the one where they join the Foreign Legion as it led to my own 3 day career with the same unit.
They made it look to DAMN EASY, same with the jail one..
A good time was had by some..
If there’s even the slightest hint of gravity..Love, taught me to lie, life taught me to die..
Posted: March 15, 2015 in comedy, Deep Thoughts, Love is, Love Is Power, Photography, satire, satire, sarcasm, Straight Laced, Weird
Tags: Bame, Clint Eastwood, comedy, Laurel and Hardy, Tom Hardy